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Sayings you need to be a Cowgirl…..

<Blatently Plagerized from forum. >

3 Barrels 2 Hearts 1 Soul
*Every Cowgirls Nightmare…..Every Cowboys Dream
*This Cowgirl Can’t Be Tamed
*Never Let Your Saddle Out Run Your Butt
*If you ain’t scared of the speed goin’ to the first barrel.Barrel-racing-2 you ain’t goin’ fast enough
*If you want control buy a remote!
*Barrel Racing – Scare your mom…Impress your friends
^*A western horse has guts and commitment, an English horse has grace and elegance, but my horse has it all!
*Want to end up with a million bucks in the horse business? Start out with five million.
*Don’t Hate Me Cuz My Horse is fast…Hate Me Cuz Your Horse Isn’t Fast enuff…
*Cowgirl Up Cuz the Buckle Don’t Shine In The Dirt
*You Wish You Could Ride Like a Girl**
*If you haven’t died within 24 hours of doing something you can do it again*
*Weave ‘Em and Leave ‘Em
*Three turns, and Home
*Barrel Racing may be tough but my horse and I are tougher
*Turn N’ Burn
*Cowgirl UP!
*Ride it like you stole it!!!
*I got a dog and my horse….don’t need no cowboy
^*Silly cowboy….trucks are for girls
*Don’t flatter your self I was looking at your horse
*I’d rather be dumped by a horse than dumped by a man!
*To Ride Or Not To Ride?….What A Stupid Question!
*If there aren’t any horses in heaven then I’m not going!!!
*Eat, Sleep, RIDE!
*My mom said I can have as many FOUR LEGGED boyfriends as I want
*I’d rather clean a stall a million times than clean my room once
*Live to Ride – Ride to live
*Love me…Love my horse
*Wrangler butts drive me nuts
*I believe in…***** God mothers, Magical ponies, Good honest cowboys, And other mythical creatures
*A Cowgirl and her Horse, both working for affection, Work hard together day in and day out, trying to reach perfection. They love each other as a partner, as a friend, a never dying relationship that in their hearts will never end. They can’t wait each day to greet one another, from day to day they pray.
*Talent takes you to the top, but character keeps you there.
*Relax when you enter the arena, run for that first barrel hard, but run with your horse as one.
*Today I will do what you won’t, so that tomorrow I can do what you can’t.
*Respect your mount and they will work that much more for you.
*How come non-horse people always think you’re rich if you own horses?”
*”In riding a horse, we borrow freedom”
^*If you’re not making dust….you’re eating it!!
*Do not start with me, you will not win.
*The surgeon general never said anything about smoking the competition!
^*A horse gallops with his lungs, Perseveres with his heart, And wins with his character”
*You got to work hard, practice hard, and ride hard, to be hard to beat.
*Surgeons General Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense 99% of a horses problem is from the saddle up!
*I bust mine.. so I can kick yours
*Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves, for we shall never cease to be amused
*Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
*Do unto others as you would have them do unto your horse~
*God made women so His horses would survive.
*Love your neighbor as you love your horse.
*Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly
*cowboys are like horoscopes they always tell ya what to do and are usually wrong.
*im at the end of my rope and your tugging on it.
* dont stop kickin til the clock stops tickin.
* if your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question, or you asked the question wrong.
*if you always do what youve always done, you will always get what youve got.
* there are no short cuts to any place worth goin.
*my horses, my dog, my truck, my trailer… im set for life.
*life is to short to worry about the small stuff, leave it in the dust.
*dont be afraid to do what you want or be what you want, but dont be afraid to be willing to pay the price~ Lane Frost
*you know your a horse person when; your trying to get around someone and instead of saying excuse me you poke them in the ribs and say over.
*I love Jesus, my horse and now its between you and the dog….Dog won.
*its like nuts and bolts…if the rider is nuts the horse bolts.
*cant never could and wont never will
*to win you have to risk losing.
* if your gonna be dumb you have to be tough.
* nobody ever lives their life all the way up…except bullfighters.
*dont have any regrets in life if you have a dream… go for it.
* shut up and cowgirl up.
* any curve anywhere anytime…Bring it on.
*Barrel Racin’ Can you handle it?(}–{)