Only Good Reasons to get up at 4:00 AM
1. You are booked on a flight out of Smolensk, Siberia at 4:10. Next one out is in June.
2. You overslept your job as Midnight Auditor.
3. You wake up from a 20 year Coma.
4. You have a heart transplant at 5:00 AM
5. You want to be the first one to get the crop report from Dublin.
6. You get up 2 hours before the Sunrise service?
7. You lived in Newfoundland and got transferred to California.
8. Oxygen tank keeping you alive crapped out at 3:59.
9/ Your baby is born at 4:06.
Notice that none of these involve Deer, Fish or any other animal that isn’t bothering you.
Gary Freeman