Freeman Works "Not all who wander are lost; Not all that glitters is Gold"

November 30, 2013

Only Good Reasons to get up at 4:00 AM

Filed under: Twitter Feed — Gary Freeman @ 10:09 am

1. You are booked on a flight out of Smolensk, Siberia at 4:10. Next one out is in June.

2. You overslept your job as Midnight Auditor.

3. You wake up from a 20 year Coma.

4. You have a heart transplant at 5:00 AM

5. You want to be the first one to get the crop report from Dublin.

6. You get up 2 hours before the Sunrise service?

7. You lived in Newfoundland and got transferred to California.

8. Oxygen tank keeping you alive crapped out at 3:59.

9/ Your baby is born at 4:06.

Notice that none of these involve Deer, Fish or any other animal that isn’t bothering you.

Gary Freeman

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